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No Love Lost (live)
01:58
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Here we go!
Here we go, here we go, here we go
Oh no
I am a failure to none
More than to my own heart
The silence that betrays us
And tears us apart
So thanks for setting me straight
Unsuccessful because
Of the lie that I am
The truth that never was
No love won, no love lost
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1-2-3 and 4
My dog ate my annual report
And there’s throbbing gristle in my hand
Come with me and you’ll understand
Just where I’m at, ‘cause Dickie’s back
Giving you a panic attack
With my music act that’s full of crack
Snap crackle pop ‘cause the noise won’t stop
And the mic won’t drop ‘cause Dickie ain’t done
Give Dick a chance and fuck your guns
And after this set I’ll crawl back in my grave
But in the meantime enjoy the dark wave
Mmm, mm, mm, mm
It’s not a blue wave, it’s not a red wave
Mm, mm, mm, mm
Like a crash test dummy with a nose that’s runny
Dickie’s back
For one last snack
Eat a chunk of your face
And then I’ll eat toothpaste
Just to keep it fresh
We’re just bags of flesh
And I’m a serpent resurrect
I Resurrect, I resurrect
Yeah
I am the anaconda of rock n’ roll music
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You’re an ass
Backwards mask
Hypocrite
Thing of shit
Backstab, rape
Set on fire
Pass it off
As satire
You’re an ain’t
That’s a fact
So have your cake
Up your ass
Here is my
Surreal hat
What the fuck’s
Up with that
You go pro
Life of crime
Sell your soul
One last time
That’s a wrap
Plastic cause
Exorcised
Demagogue
Have some shame
Dopey clown
Turn that name
Upside down
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It’s a madhouse, a nation under possession
Don’t answer the phone, don’t go in the comment section
Voting rights dead & buried, unhinged mobs and politicians
Seems to be a good time to be a mortician
Beyond the beyond, a country fractionated
Hospitals filled with bodies of the unvaccinated
Delusional from a death trap of pseudo science and madness
Spitting on each other’s graves, I feel nothing but sadness
I need some kind of release, some sort of distraction
Bleaker than life and partisan inaction
I’ve got a webcam, a bucket of blood, and some traction
Make them stream slowly to really get their reaction
Won’t you be, won’t you be in my video nasty
Won’t you be, won’t you be in my video nasty
C’mon, and get nasty with me…
I wanna be your penetrator
I wanna be your VHS player
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5. |
Dead Again (live)
02:50
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I just came back from the grave
After being buried alive
And I’m here in San Jose
Can’t help but ask myself why?
I must be looking for Love
And I’m in just the right place
So thank ewww for listening
I hope you found it in taste
Before I’m back in the grave
Let’s go back to my place
I’ve got a VHS
Please let me eat your face
Just the smallest taste
I chew the nose off your face
And now you scream in my face
And I feel like a disgrace
I guess it’s back to the grave
I feel like such a disgrace
And now I’m back in the grave
And now my grave’s been defaced
Dicke’s dead again
Dead again…
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6. |
Nice Guys (live)
08:34
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7. |
No Love Lost (back trax)
01:30
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Here we go, here we go, here we go
Oh no
I am a failure to none
More than to my own heart
The silence that betrays us
And tears us apart
So thanks for setting me straight
Unsuccessful because
Of the lie that I am
The truth that never was
No love won, no love lost
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8. |
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1-2-3 and 4
My dog ate my annual report
And there’s throbbing gristle in my hand
Come with me and you’ll understand
Just where I’m at, ‘cause Dickie’s back
Giving you a panic attack
With my music act that’s full of crack
Snap crackle pop ‘cause the noise won’t stop
And the mic won’t drop ‘cause Dickie ain’t done
Give Dick a chance and fuck your guns
And after this set I’ll crawl back in my grave
But in the meantime enjoy the dark wave
Mmm, mm, mm, mm
It’s not a blue wave, it’s not a red wave
Mm, mm, mm, mm
Like a crash test dummy with a nose that’s runny
What you doin’, why you trying to be funny?
Dickie’s back
For one last snack
Eat a chunk of your face
And then I’ll eat toothpaste
Just to keep it fresh
We’re just bags of flesh
And I’m a serpent resurrect
I Resurrect, I resurrect
Mmm , mm, mm, mm
You’ve about to get Snakedick bit
Mm, mm, mm, mm
Won’t you echo my plex, gonna give it a flex
Fully erect in full effect
Mm, mm, mm, mm
I am the anaconda of rock n’ roll music
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9. |
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You’re an ass
Backwards mask
Hypocrite
Thing of shit
Backstab, rape
Set on fire
Pass it off
As satire
You’re an ain’t
That’s a fact
So have your cake
Up your ass
Here is my
Surreal hat
What the fuck’s
Up with that
You go pro
Life of crime
Sell your soul
One last time
That’s a wrap
Plastic cause
Exorcised
Demagogue
Have some shame
Dopey clown
Turn that name
Upside down
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10. |
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It’s a madhouse, a nation under possession
Don’t answer the phone, don’t go in the comment section
Voting rights dead & buried, unhinged mobs and politicians
Seems to be a good time to be a mortician
Beyond the beyond, a country fractionated
Hospitals filled with bodies of the unvaccinated
Delusional from a death trap of pseudo science and madness
Spitting on each other’s graves, I feel nothing but sadness
I need some kind of release, some sort of distraction
Bleaker than life and partisan inaction
I’ve got a webcam, a bucket of blood, and some traction
Make them stream slowly to really get their reaction
Won’t you be, won’t you be in my video nasty
Won’t you be, won’t you be in my video nasty
C’mon, and get nasty with me…
I wanna be your penetrator
I wanna be your VHS player
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11. |
Dead Again (back trax)
02:31
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I just came back from the grave
After being buried alive
And I’m here in San Jose
Can’t help but ask myself why?
I must be looking for Love
And I’m in just the right place
So thank ewww for listening
I hope you found it in taste
Before I’m back in the grave
Let’s go back to my place
I’ve got a VHS
Please let me eat your face
Just the smallest taste
I chew the nose off your face
And now you scream in my face
And I feel like a disgrace
I guess it’s back to the grave
I feel like such a disgrace
And now I’m back in the grave
And now my grave’s been defaced
Dicke’s dead again
Dead again…
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12. |
Nice Guys (back trax)
06:54
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So many nice people in this world
A cesspool of kindness and ethical blindness
So please excuse my sarcastic tone
I’m a bit underwhelmed by the samples shown
Mr. boisterous fraternity guy
Phi Kappa Asshole, bloodshot eyes
Get drunk and fight every night
Idolize Bradley, belittle women’s rights
Homophobic, racist, don’t give a fuck
Do you think you could drive a bigger truck?
So wear your baseball cap to the side
To let everyone know that you’re a nice guy
So damn cool
We’re so impressed
Lots of chicks and a barrel chest
‘Cause you’re a “real man”
Punch for punch
Gonna piss in your face once you pass out drunk
I’m a nice guy
You’re a nice guy
He’s a nice guy
BUT ALL OF YOU ARE ASSHOLES
I’m a nice guy
You’re a nice guy
She’s a nice guy
BUT ALL OF YOU ARE ASSHOLES
Nice guys rule the planet
I just can’t understand it
Conquer divine by deception and lies
Social Darwinism and an overdose of pride
FUCK OFF JERK OFF
I don’t want to hear it
FUCK OFF JERK OFF
Read into the lyrics
So let the blood you spill quench your thirst
Everybody knows that nice guys finish first
Mr. wife beater, you’re next on the list
Such a nice guy who speaks through his fists
Prick with a penchant for messing with heads
A broken nose for dinner and breakfast in bed
Alcoholic, paranoid, and suicidal too
But you’ll probably kill her before she gets away from you
She quivers in a pool of blood and cries
But all your friends say that you’re a nice guy
Have a drink
This one’s on me
Look, you’re doing fine
Losing to your disease
Comatose
I’ll pack your bags
Bury you alive
Castrated and gagged
I’m a nice guy
You’re a nice guy
We’re all nice guys
BUT ALL OF YOU ARE ASSHOLES
She’s a nice guy
He’s a nice guy
K.Y.’s a nice guy
BUT ALL OF YOU ARE ASSHOLES
Nice guys rule the planet
The public demands it
Conquer divine by deception and lies
Social Darwinism and an overdose of pride
FUCK OFF JERK OFF
I don’t want to hear it
FUCK OFF JERK OFF
Read into the lyrics
‘Cause everybody gets their just desserts
As long as you remember that nice guys finish first
Bohemian Grove
The 700 Club
The “Daddy doesn’t love me’s” who worship Bettie Page
Stormfront, RAHOWA
McCarthy, Reagan, Bush
They’re all a bunch of nice guys
BUT ALL OF YOU ARE ASSHOLES
Nice guys rule the planet
There’s no way around it, damnit
Keep fighting for your piece of the pie
Everybody knows that you’re a nice guy
Nice guys destroy the planet
It’s a fucked up pandemic
You might be the corn in everybody’s shit
But as far as I’m concerned you can suck my dick
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Walter Campbell Richmond, California
Walternative music
Related projects: Dickie Snakedick, book on VHS, NVS
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