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Live on Local Love Podcast 1​/​31​/​23

by Walter Campbell

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Here we go! Here we go, here we go, here we go Oh no I am a failure to none More than to my own heart The silence that betrays us And tears us apart So thanks for setting me straight Unsuccessful because Of the lie that I am The truth that never was No love won, no love lost
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1-2-3 and 4 My dog ate my annual report And there’s throbbing gristle in my hand Come with me and you’ll understand Just where I’m at, ‘cause Dickie’s back Giving you a panic attack With my music act that’s full of crack Snap crackle pop ‘cause the noise won’t stop And the mic won’t drop ‘cause Dickie ain’t done Give Dick a chance and fuck your guns And after this set I’ll crawl back in my grave But in the meantime enjoy the dark wave Mmm, mm, mm, mm It’s not a blue wave, it’s not a red wave Mm, mm, mm, mm Like a crash test dummy with a nose that’s runny Dickie’s back For one last snack Eat a chunk of your face And then I’ll eat toothpaste Just to keep it fresh We’re just bags of flesh And I’m a serpent resurrect I Resurrect, I resurrect Yeah I am the anaconda of rock n’ roll music
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You’re an ass Backwards mask Hypocrite Thing of shit Backstab, rape Set on fire Pass it off As satire You’re an ain’t That’s a fact So have your cake Up your ass Here is my Surreal hat What the fuck’s Up with that You go pro Life of crime Sell your soul One last time That’s a wrap Plastic cause Exorcised Demagogue Have some shame Dopey clown Turn that name Upside down
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It’s a madhouse, a nation under possession Don’t answer the phone, don’t go in the comment section Voting rights dead & buried, unhinged mobs and politicians Seems to be a good time to be a mortician Beyond the beyond, a country fractionated Hospitals filled with bodies of the unvaccinated Delusional from a death trap of pseudo science and madness Spitting on each other’s graves, I feel nothing but sadness I need some kind of release, some sort of distraction Bleaker than life and partisan inaction I’ve got a webcam, a bucket of blood, and some traction Make them stream slowly to really get their reaction Won’t you be, won’t you be in my video nasty Won’t you be, won’t you be in my video nasty C’mon, and get nasty with me… I wanna be your penetrator I wanna be your VHS player
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I just came back from the grave After being buried alive And I’m here in San Jose Can’t help but ask myself why? I must be looking for Love And I’m in just the right place So thank ewww for listening I hope you found it in taste Before I’m back in the grave Let’s go back to my place I’ve got a VHS Please let me eat your face Just the smallest taste I chew the nose off your face And now you scream in my face And I feel like a disgrace I guess it’s back to the grave I feel like such a disgrace And now I’m back in the grave And now my grave’s been defaced Dicke’s dead again Dead again…
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Here we go, here we go, here we go Oh no I am a failure to none More than to my own heart The silence that betrays us And tears us apart So thanks for setting me straight Unsuccessful because Of the lie that I am The truth that never was No love won, no love lost
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1-2-3 and 4 My dog ate my annual report And there’s throbbing gristle in my hand Come with me and you’ll understand Just where I’m at, ‘cause Dickie’s back Giving you a panic attack With my music act that’s full of crack Snap crackle pop ‘cause the noise won’t stop And the mic won’t drop ‘cause Dickie ain’t done Give Dick a chance and fuck your guns And after this set I’ll crawl back in my grave But in the meantime enjoy the dark wave Mmm, mm, mm, mm It’s not a blue wave, it’s not a red wave Mm, mm, mm, mm Like a crash test dummy with a nose that’s runny What you doin’, why you trying to be funny? Dickie’s back For one last snack Eat a chunk of your face And then I’ll eat toothpaste Just to keep it fresh We’re just bags of flesh And I’m a serpent resurrect I Resurrect, I resurrect Mmm , mm, mm, mm You’ve about to get Snakedick bit Mm, mm, mm, mm Won’t you echo my plex, gonna give it a flex Fully erect in full effect Mm, mm, mm, mm I am the anaconda of rock n’ roll music
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You’re an ass Backwards mask Hypocrite Thing of shit Backstab, rape Set on fire Pass it off As satire You’re an ain’t That’s a fact So have your cake Up your ass Here is my Surreal hat What the fuck’s Up with that You go pro Life of crime Sell your soul One last time That’s a wrap Plastic cause Exorcised Demagogue Have some shame Dopey clown Turn that name Upside down
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It’s a madhouse, a nation under possession Don’t answer the phone, don’t go in the comment section Voting rights dead & buried, unhinged mobs and politicians Seems to be a good time to be a mortician Beyond the beyond, a country fractionated Hospitals filled with bodies of the unvaccinated Delusional from a death trap of pseudo science and madness Spitting on each other’s graves, I feel nothing but sadness I need some kind of release, some sort of distraction Bleaker than life and partisan inaction I’ve got a webcam, a bucket of blood, and some traction Make them stream slowly to really get their reaction Won’t you be, won’t you be in my video nasty Won’t you be, won’t you be in my video nasty C’mon, and get nasty with me… I wanna be your penetrator I wanna be your VHS player
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I just came back from the grave After being buried alive And I’m here in San Jose Can’t help but ask myself why? I must be looking for Love And I’m in just the right place So thank ewww for listening I hope you found it in taste Before I’m back in the grave Let’s go back to my place I’ve got a VHS Please let me eat your face Just the smallest taste I chew the nose off your face And now you scream in my face And I feel like a disgrace I guess it’s back to the grave I feel like such a disgrace And now I’m back in the grave And now my grave’s been defaced Dicke’s dead again Dead again…
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So many nice people in this world A cesspool of kindness and ethical blindness So please excuse my sarcastic tone I’m a bit underwhelmed by the samples shown Mr. boisterous fraternity guy Phi Kappa Asshole, bloodshot eyes Get drunk and fight every night Idolize Bradley, belittle women’s rights Homophobic, racist, don’t give a fuck Do you think you could drive a bigger truck? So wear your baseball cap to the side To let everyone know that you’re a nice guy So damn cool We’re so impressed Lots of chicks and a barrel chest ‘Cause you’re a “real man” Punch for punch Gonna piss in your face once you pass out drunk I’m a nice guy You’re a nice guy He’s a nice guy BUT ALL OF YOU ARE ASSHOLES I’m a nice guy You’re a nice guy She’s a nice guy BUT ALL OF YOU ARE ASSHOLES Nice guys rule the planet I just can’t understand it Conquer divine by deception and lies Social Darwinism and an overdose of pride FUCK OFF JERK OFF I don’t want to hear it FUCK OFF JERK OFF Read into the lyrics So let the blood you spill quench your thirst Everybody knows that nice guys finish first Mr. wife beater, you’re next on the list Such a nice guy who speaks through his fists Prick with a penchant for messing with heads A broken nose for dinner and breakfast in bed Alcoholic, paranoid, and suicidal too But you’ll probably kill her before she gets away from you She quivers in a pool of blood and cries But all your friends say that you’re a nice guy Have a drink This one’s on me Look, you’re doing fine Losing to your disease Comatose I’ll pack your bags Bury you alive Castrated and gagged I’m a nice guy You’re a nice guy We’re all nice guys BUT ALL OF YOU ARE ASSHOLES She’s a nice guy He’s a nice guy K.Y.’s a nice guy BUT ALL OF YOU ARE ASSHOLES Nice guys rule the planet The public demands it Conquer divine by deception and lies Social Darwinism and an overdose of pride FUCK OFF JERK OFF I don’t want to hear it FUCK OFF JERK OFF Read into the lyrics ‘Cause everybody gets their just desserts As long as you remember that nice guys finish first Bohemian Grove The 700 Club The “Daddy doesn’t love me’s” who worship Bettie Page Stormfront, RAHOWA McCarthy, Reagan, Bush They’re all a bunch of nice guys BUT ALL OF YOU ARE ASSHOLES Nice guys rule the planet There’s no way around it, damnit Keep fighting for your piece of the pie Everybody knows that you’re a nice guy Nice guys destroy the planet It’s a fucked up pandemic You might be the corn in everybody’s shit But as far as I’m concerned you can suck my dick
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about

This release features an audio recording of the first and only solo live performance by Dickie Snakedick (R.I.P.), undead younger brother and/or cousin of Richard Snakedick of the Bay Area cover band, Richard Snakedick and the Snakedicks.

In fact, Dickie came back from the dead on January 31, 2023 to perform in the body of yours truly, thy humble music maker and narrator of this overly descriptive album description, before slithering back in his favorite grave. Dickie would have performed in his own body, but it would have been gross. (Trust me.)

Watch the full interview and performance!
Youtube: youtu.be/xi8g7KNu56k
Website: www.echoplexmedia.com/local-love/232
Other podcast apps (Stitcher, iTunes, etc.): search for Local Love

#1-6: recorded live during interview on Local Love Podcast with Chip DeVille and Dave Litton on January 31, 2023 at the Plex in San Jose, CA, with slight edits for continuity and some light post-production.
#7-12: instrumental tracks used during live performance and recorded 2021-23.
#13-18: live recordings direct from Echoplex split up into tracks, with slight edits for continuity and no further post-production

Earlier studio versions of these songs can be heard on the Dickie Snakedick EP, Farces of Death:
dickiesnakedick.bandcamp.com/album/farces-of-death

All proceeds from this release will go back to bands and artists on Bandcamp.

credits

released February 3, 2023

Songs written, performed, and arranged by Dickie Snakedick AKA Walter Campbell, except:

"Nice Guys" written and originally performed by NVS:
nvsmusic.bandcamp.com/album/save-california

Ending of "Nice Guys" contains excerpt of "American Tune" by Panhandlers Union:
panhandlersunion.bandcamp.com/album/covered-in-blood

Additional synth and guitar in "Dead Again" and "Nice Guys" by Douglas Hargrove AKA Alibastard:
alibastard13.bandcamp.com

Local Love recordings courtesy of Echoplex Media. Catch them on Twitch and consider becoming a patron:
www.twitch.tv/echoplexmedia
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www.patreon.com/posts/patrons-local-1-78090878

Pick up an Echoplex mug, sticker, shirt or other sweet merch:
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Thank you: David Litton, Chip DeVille, and Ashley Winters at Echoplex Media for the opportunity; Tara and Kyle for the company, ride, and couch; Richard Snakedick & the Snakedicks for the namesake; Juan, River, Patty, and Alex for the added love and support; and all who watched and participated in the chat! Many thanks!

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Related projects: Dickie Snakedick, book on VHS, NVS

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